I Don't Even Know What This Is Supposed To Be

Deep into the Grab Bag today, and we come up with... this.

2010 Attack Pack 5-Pack

I have no words. Fortunately, the wiki does.

Deeply, deeply weird. The FTE wheels mean that it is a nice mover on the track, though. I have no idea why this is in my collection and not in the kid's box downstairs, since I am usually not a fan of fantasy cars this outrageous.